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Elementary School Hikes to Clinton Rally

Posted by lofgray on May 13, 2008

If there was to be any event that would confirm our school system is no longer simply Public education but, Government Education, it would be Hendersonville, NC on May 2nd. A Hendersonville Elementary School had become a ghost town during normal hours of operation. According to one witness, who was dropping her son off for tutoring; the classroom she passed was empty, the principle was gone, and only one woman manned the desk in the front office.

“I saw nobody until I reached the room the tutor was in.” said the mother. The school had taken a field trip. In fact it was more like a hike. Children in grades 1st through 5th walked to Hendersonville’s Historic Court House on N. Main St. to see Hillary Clinton Speak on her campaign trail. The schools had been encouraged by Jeff Collins, city councilman of Hendersonville to attend as a civics lesson. Although Mr. Collins is a noted Clinton supporter, he claims his urging wasn’t political in nature. I personally find this hard to believe.

Hendersonville NC, according to their news paper, Blue Ridge Now was uncertain that Mrs. Clinton would be appearing in Hendersonville until Wednesday night. In order to organize the schools participation, Mr. Collins had to notify the schools and permission slips had to be sent home all on Thursday, May 1st. Some parents, like my source, were completely unaware of the trip to see Hillary Clinton, while other parents were disgusted the trip was even being organized and decided to pull their kids from school for the day.

As a humble enquiring mind, in another state, I am unable to obtain any statistics on how many students actually attended the rally from the elementary school in comparison to how many students were absent for the day. I would like to know exactly how far the students had to walk in order to see Mrs. Clinton on her campaign trail. I would also like to know if the school intends to let the students witness “civics events” from any of the other candidates running for president this year.

As a parent, tax payer, and voter I am not just irritated I am flabbergasted that this even took place. Mr. Jeff Collin should be ashamed of himself for pulling students out of tax payer’s schools to acquire a Government Education. Not only that but, to have the students walk to Downtown N. Main St. with only a day’s notice to parents just so they could be advertisement fodder for Clinton’s campaign is a waste of their time, money, and education. They learned nothing that day except how to maintain their endurance in the rising spring heat. I could have educated my son better with the History Channel than to have him witness Clinton spewing false promises on more bad ways to fix oil prices and the tax system. Oddly I would feel the same way if the children had been bussed out to see John McCain regurgitate false climate change data. Children’s minds were manipulated, molded and bruised all in one day. While Clinton supporters may find this an uplifting event I am sure several others are just as frustrated as I am.

This comes as no surprise to many people, and I am sure this has been happening throughout the campaign season but I still can’t see the point in taking a seven year old more interested in Pokémon than politics to a rally for anything more than smiling at the camera and waving a banner they can’t even understand. For a High School student that will be old enough to vote in November the hike might have been worthwhile if they were taken by their parents, who should be the only authority in their lives permitted to instill a political view. For a child who won’t vote for another 6 to 9 years to be taken to a rally it is simply propaganda and manipulation. The people who encouraged elementary students to attend are the same people that preach fiction over facts, smother religious freedoms, and refuse the second and first amendments. These people refuse to notice the population of polar bears is on the rise not on a decline, they ignore the theory of evolution yet preach the theory of climate change and they are teaching your kids in Hendersonville, NC.

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No Place for Them

Posted by lofgray on May 10, 2008

Thomas is different from other kids. In pre-school he helped teach his classmates. At the age of six Thomas could read the newspaper or the ingredients listed on his cereal box. For the past year Thomas has been teaching himself how to speak and read Japanese. Thomas is still in elementary school. He is different because he has Pervasive Developmental Disorder, a high functioning form of autism. Thomas can use his mind better than most adults however; he also senses the world as if everything was though a high powered microscope.

For you and me to drive down the road on a rainy afternoon with the radio on while carrying a conversation with a passenger is no big deal. For Thomas this event can be too much. For most kids a classroom brightly decorated with 15 to 20 kids softly talking while working on the newest cut and paste project under the teacher play by play instructions is a typical kindergarten day. For Thomas this was sensory overload. Before he was diagnosed with PDD he was considered to be ADHD with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Teachers and Doctors alike thought medicating him would be the best treatment. His mother, Audrey was encouraged to home school him because he was unable to maintain himself in the class room. I personally was surprised to hear that her story in the beginning was extremely similar to mine.

After Thomas was diagnosed properly Audrey attempted to put him back in public school for second grade, believing that with a proper diagnosis the school would be able to accommodate for his needs. The new school placed Thomas in the ESE special needs class mainly filled with Autistic children. Fully functioning Thomas was sitting next to the drooling, shaking, non-speaking kids. One teacher and one aide were assigned to a group of 5 to 8 year olds who were all throwing tantrums. Audrey can only describe the environment as ‘a zoo.’ Thomas found himself cleaning up after the other kids. Not only did this do a number on Thomas’s sensory problems, but he wasn’t getting educated at his level. At this point the school’s principle sat down with Audrey and told her, “We just don’t have a place to put him.” Again Audrey felt she was forced to home school her son.

Audrey, like me, is not a teacher by profession. Some things we just don’t remember or wasn’t taught when we went to school. I can’t remember the formula to find the mass of an atom, Audrey was never taught mean, median, mode. Unlike me though, Audrey’s goal as a home schooling mom wasn’t to fix Thomas with hard core discipline so he can go back to public school. She has to actually teach him thus forcing her to re-educate herself. It isn’t an easy job so she also fought with the school board for assistance, understanding, and education suitable for her son. In return she was once threatened to be thrown in jail. Eventually she was able to get Thomas placed in a “homebound” program (provided in North Carolina) for third grade. For one year a certified teacher came to her home and educated Thomas three days a week. Audrey would supplement the program with education on life skills so he may be able to function in society when he is an adult. Not only did Thomas get the education he needed but, he also seemed to be doing better dealing with PDD. Unfortunately, a new director ended Thomas’s enrollment in the program under the basis that he was not physically handicap.

Audrey was again fighting the school board. To date, public education does not have a universal program for functioning autistic kids. Regular “mainstream” class rooms and ESE “romper-room” class rooms are both unsuitable for children with heightened sensory problems yet if you don’t chose one of these you could be tossed in jail. Some private schools offer ‘school with in a school’ programs designed for these children but not all people can afford to pay the bill. So where do we put these kids? How do we educate them responsibly? Thomas’s neurologist believes without a doubt that Thomas will be a functioning adult even a high paid CEO, or business tycoon. Thomas has the potential to be a valuable member of society yet the public school system is educating him like he can only become a burden.

Audrey (being the wonderful mom that she is) has fought enough with the system to obtain revolutionary treatment for Thomas. Currently he is attending public school for a few classes a week. While at school he has a ‘shadow’ adult to follow him around and keep him focused on what he is learning. The ‘shadow’ sits with him in class everyday to help him along. Audrey is still supplementing his education at home but, she has access to everything the school can provide: materials, books, teacher assistance, library, even the guidance office. Nothing is off limits. The school is slowly integrating him into ‘mainstream’ classes and allowing him the leniency his disorder should provide. He may not be ready next year or even the year after that but Thomas is on his way to being able to participate in the world around him.

I know this story to be true because, Audrey is my step-mother. If it wasn’t for her guidance and example, I may not have been able to help my own son.

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Home Schooling Elite Ideas

Posted by lofgray on April 29, 2008

A new threat to our nation is on rise. They come from many different classes, races, and religions. They are patient, loyal, and determined. They have the persistence of the army, and the creativity of terrorists. They are shunned by union Teachers, hated by the Republic of California, and ignored by local counties. They are the enemy of schools and parents across the nation.

It isn’t easy to spot one, like snipers they are crafty in camouflage. Look closely and you could find one browsing shelves at office supply stores, toy stores, art stores, and book stores country wide. The odds are one is there, with you at the grocery store, in your neighborhood, just down the street. Their minions most often give them away. Children abnormally well behaved, well educated, and displaying manners follow these abominations everywhere they go.

The population of homeschooling parents is on the rise and we as loyal lemmings must fight against the crisis. They are worse than global warming, the energy crisis and conservative voters combined. These seemingly innocent people will single handedly destroy the world by teaching their children such things as logic, critical thinking skills, independence, religion, lofty morals, and self reliance. These outlandish members of society encourage problem solving over memorization, free thinking over collectivism. They personally strive to educate their children to levels beyond the standard public so their breed will be better than yours. But, these elitists’ don’t stop there.

Stay at home parents who teach their children add to the unemployment percentage, bargain shop, and clip coupons to hurt our struggling economy. Instead of buying large taxable objects with their tax refund they’ll instead purchase used or discounted schooling materials for their spoiled, over disciplined children.

Your local county is doing their part to demoralize the home school movement. They are ignoring their education needs and making information like curriculum guidelines and text book resources difficult to obtain. Despite these efforts the home schooling elitists’ are inducting more members into their secret societies. We now need your help to abolish these radical ideas.

How can I help, you ask? First encourage your local representative to continue taxing these individuals for public education. Don’t let them use their school supplies for tax deductions. Continue to forget the love compassion and care they give to their children. Instead ridicule them for their long lonely days, endless responsibilities, and self sacrifice. Show off the extra money you have as a house hold with two working parents, your children’s social popularity and all the cool things you buy at full price. Encourage your children to tease, bully and ostracize their children. We didn’t stop with civil rights, we didn’t stop with abolishing slavery, and we won’t stop saving the environment from ourselves. So, we can’t stop upholding inefficient public education.

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Just spank him

Posted by lofgray on April 25, 2008

Five years ago a working mom moved to a new town and placed her only son in what appeared to be the best daycare in her area. By best we would like to point out the murals on the walls, video surveillance, and electronic sign-in sign-out with pass codes. The mom didn’t know this would be the worst decision in her or her son’s life. The child attended the child care program for two successful years with occasional ‘normal’ disruptive behavior. When the child joined the VPK program everything suddenly seemed to change.

Mom would drop her son off in the morning around 7:30 and would pick up her son up in the evening around 5:30. He wouldn’t complain more than normal when it was bath time. He wouldn’t throw a fit when it was time to eat. Bedtime was even relatively easy compared to other kids that would toss a tantrum. The son would whine and stomp his feet but nothing more than that. Mom was never embarrassed in public with a screaming child. Most people thought he was well behaved except for the school.

“…he is going to be a murderer when he grows up.”

Friday, Mom got a report that Son was bad on Tuesday. At 6 pm Mom was told Son was bad at 8 pm. Son bit so’n’so and mom wasn’t told until tomorrow afternoon. As parents of young children we’re told to punish our children when the inappropriate behavior is taking place. Children 5 and younger have difficulty remembering yesterday. Most often they forget what happened this morning. Poor Son couldn’t understand why he was being ‘grounded.’ He remembered biting and kicking but the important ‘why’ was always missing. Poor Son thought he was just a bad kid, not because he was told so, he simply felt so.

Mom fought with the school to try and get up to date information on her son’s behavior. Although the school was complaining he was still an angel at home. The Son wouldn’t dare bite his mommy or daddy. The Son never considered kicking mommy in the shins when it was time to clean up. The parents just couldn’t understand why the child was behaving so poorly at school yet wouldn’t show such behavior at home. The parents were struck with the difficulty of punishing their child for something he hardly remembered from days before. Even though the school advertised daily progress reports they were rarely used. The daytime teacher left before Mom picked her son up, most often the afternoon teacher wouldn’t know if the son had been good. The Poor Son’s behavior got worse and the school to parent communication didn’t improve despite the mom telling them to call her no matter what time. “Please” she begged, “I know you are not allowed to discipline him more than a talk, call me and I will come here myself and teach him right from wrong.”

“…he’s a brat just spank him.”

The Son’s behavior got even worse at school if you can believe it yet stayed the same at home. The school thought he should be on drugs, they thought he was crazy, they thought the mom wasn’t trying hard enough. They told the mother how to run her house hold. They told the mother the father needed to be more prominent. They told the mother it was her fault. They filmed the son throwing his daily fit. They showed the son the film without the parent’s permission, and then they showed the mom the film when she came to pick him up from school. Poor son was throwing chairs, tossing over tables hitting children, adults, and himself. Poor son was caught on film defying the attempts of three adults to hold him down and take him out of the class. ‘He is crazy’ they told the mom, ‘Get a doctor’ they said. After that they wouldn’t try to teach the boy, they would simply wait for his fit then call mom and send him home.

The psychologist said “He is really smart, most likely bored, and needs ADHD drugs.” The Behavior Specialist said, “These are learned behaviors, he’s a brat just spank him.” So who do you believe? Is this a story of the parent at fault or a story of the school at fault? Is the child insane or has he learned to be bad? Did the son’s behavior not improve because the school was not permitted by law to discipline the unruly behavior? He’d throw a chair and get “quiet time.” He’d hit the teacher and get a “safe place.” He’d scream and yell and then go home early. Was grounding a five year old too much? Was it wrong to take away all his toys, all his luxuries, all his fun continuously for a whole year?

I can honestly tell you I blamed the school. I blamed the teacher and the owner. I blamed the system of misguided rules. I can tell you this is a true story because it is about me and my son. I am that mother who regrets that year. I am the mother that cried for months because I didn’t know what to do. I am that mother shaking in a doctor’s office trying to find out if my son was unbalanced. I can also tell you that my son isn’t crazy, he didn’t need drugs. The behavior specialist was right, the school had created a brat for themselves out of limp discipline and shaky communication efforts and they were unable to stop it. It took them several years, several changes of teachers and several events of letting him get away with disruptive behavior. He was conditioned to believe his behavior would get him what he wanted. If he wanted only blue blocks he could throw a fit to get them. Small fits uncontrolled let to bigger fits unmanaged to finally violent rage. If they would have just raised their voice from the start or whack him one on the hand or bum none of this would have started. A five year old learned that with just a little tantrum he could control, manage, and manipulate adults into whatever he wanted because they were not permitted to fight back with anything more than soft meaningless words.

The story doesn’t end; my son was suspended eight times from his kindergarten class at a Charter Academy. His teacher and both principles were trying desperately to help me. We were having meetings almost twice a week to manage my son’s problems. I stopped working and vowed not to get another job until my son’s behavior had improved. Nothing was working he still threw chairs, hit his teachers, spit on the vice-principle, ran through the halls screaming at the top of his lungs. One day I walked into the school to pick him up early for an appointment with his therapist. I sat in the chairs by the guidance office to wait for him. I had the unfortunate experience of over hearing the teachers in the office down the hall. “There goes the mom of That Kid,” “Oh you mean that violent crazy one?” “Yeah, he is going to be a murderer when he grows up.” “He should be expelled.”

‘He is crazy’

I pulled my son from the school that week and signed up for home school. The environment at the Charter Academy was no longer hospitable to my child. I felt that he would have no chance for improvement because even strangers felt he couldn’t. They had already placed him in a category, and wouldn’t give him a chance to be anything else. I knew my son was better than that, I knew he could change without medicating him. It took six months of home school focused on behavior modification instead of reading and math and moving back home to live with my mother just for the better school to help my son. Although I wasn’t fond of her as a person I’d have to thank Mrs. Robinson for her hard work and strong discipline in helping me put my son on the right track. Today my son is in first grade, and hardly ever gets notes sent home from the teacher. He listens to other adults and rarely complains. I have to admit that because of these events I expect more from my son and may be hard on him but neither of us are crying to sleep at night.

Just another example of how your rules and regulations (although pretty ideas) can screw up another person’s life.

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“Welcome to Sena-Mart”

Posted by lofgray on April 17, 2008

“Welcome to Sena-mart”

A new store is being built in your neighborhood guaranteed to provide a shopping experience like no other, based off of the legislation practices in the U.S. senate. You may not agree yet that doesn’t matter cause, we’re making it anyways and removing your favorite shopping locations so you’ll have to shop here. Don’t worry our research shows we know what’s best, and you don’t know a thing.

Sena-mart, much like a mall will provide all the goods and services you need.

Please note the following shopping policies…

  • Immigrants and minorities shop Monday – Friday at 75% off all products except gas, corn, and Cuban cigars.
  • For those making more than $70,000 a year sales signs don’t apply.
  • If you have five or more children and no job many products will be free, except birth control.
  • Those with a yearly income less than $20,000, five richer shoppers will be selected to shop with high “welfare prices.” The difference will be giving to the poorer individual at the register.
  • Bitter Middle Class, Blue Collar, Gun toting, Bible lovers may shop on Sundays only between the hours of 9:00 am and 12:00 pm.
  • Special shopping carts available for Muslims, Buddhists, paganisms, scientologists, environmentalists, Satanists, and atheists. Carts are intended to accommodate your religious practices. (ex: pull out kneeling prayer pads, mini-Buddha carvings, incense, pentagrams and candles, beakers and Bunsen-burners, recyclable material, and black powder coating with horns, or unembellished chrome.)

o Crosses not allowed on store property.

  • All Customers will be handed mandatory CO2 emission thermometers upon entrance. CO2 output per customer will be added to charges at the register.

o Holding your breath is not permitted.

  • Some products and services may not be available to you because of your substantial income, suitable housing, or SUV – Please ask customer service for a list when entering the store.
  • No books containing knowledge, facts, or controversial ideas will be available for purchase without a permit

o Bibles not sold.

  • Sena-mart will close daily between 12:00 pm and 2:00 pm for lunch. Those shopping after 2:00 pm must come prepared for extremely disgruntled sometimes postal government employees.
  • 25% sales tax most shoppers will receive will supply medical benefits for those people too lazy to get it on their own.
  • 13% sales tax to the financially stable will provide benefits to people to stupid to buy a house they could actually afford.
  • 10% sales tax will benefit global warming propaganda.
  • 2% sales tax may go to education but most likely to government representative salaries.
  • Doors entering and exiting the store will be monitored buy “boundary control” personnel (not permitted to enforce regulations) and hidden cameras (not expected to function) to ensure customer safety.
  • Sena-mart employees reserve the right to add, amend, enforce, or ignore all shopping rules and regulations at their digressions.

Shop happy, ‘cause you can’t go anywhere else.

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Green, the Political Power

Posted by lofgray on April 15, 2008

Green was admitted into the burn trauma center at an Ohio Hospital over the weekend due to melting around the edges. Witnesses say he was muttering “Snowing in April,” repeatedly when admitted. The legendary environmental color is suffering from anxiety attacks due to stress, according to hospital staff. Greens doctor said, “Our favorite Color is recovering quickly and will suffer only minor burn scars.”

Like many celebrities before him Green may have lost control due to the weight of his career. Like a Hollywood starlet, Green plans to admit himself into rehab after his medical release from the Ohio facility. After rubbing shoulders with drug addicted debutants Green will return to his energy consuming palace in Washington DC to continue mingling with government officials. Green knowingly has the ear of the Speaker of the House, and this just in President Bush as well. Evidence of Pelosi’s attachments to green can be found in Bill H.R. 3221 and related articles where “Creating Green Jobs,” is clearly stated. While President Bush was reported in the NY Times to be planning to propose a bill in relation to Global Warming, details not yet included. Reportedly Bush’s actions are because of the Clean Air Act and disagreement with a Cap and Trade. (Woohoo someone disagrees) But, Green’s mental state couldn’t be improved by these events even after his GE florescent light bulbs were endorsed for monopoly over the favorable incandescent bulbs.

Nurses at the hospital have over heard Green’s staff soothing his waxy disposition with calming words. Such statements as, “People don’t know plants need CO2 to survive,” and “Our lobbyists won’t ever let them drill for oil in the Gulf or Alaska,” lead some nurses to believe evidence against Global Warming, and unproductive Energy Conservation methods are the main source of his breakdown. Few members of the staff present in Green’s care debate the issue. Ira Cycle a dietary assistant serving Green said, “He [Green] Is simply overwhelmed by the destruction the earth has faced at our evil human hands. His whole life has been dedicated to improving our environment even though many people choose only to harm it.”

The Crayola’s Cadet Blue said, “Green is suffering from a guilty conscience,” to reporters as he was leaving the building. Although Green has tried to distance himself from the sin of greed it appears it has caught up to him. Even his relation to passion didn’t improve his state of mind. If Cadet Blue’s statement were to be proven true by a psychologist, Green will have become the marketing mogul envied by heartless slimy salesmen across the country.

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Green, Cost of a Lifestyle.

Posted by lofgray on April 12, 2008

In a recent interview, Green was asked about his rural upbringing in the Crayola box of eight. Unfortunately for inquiring minds, green replied with “I don’t remember.” It is easy to see why our favorite color has selective memory. He traded in his paper wrapper for a more sophisticated designer label and moved away from the Crayola box altogether. Long gone are the days when Green could be seen chillin’ out in a VW van strumming away on a used guitar. He no longer marches at rallies or participates in free love concerts. Green reportedly has shunned the lower class completely. He ignores the broken used crayons in the inner cities and ostracizes those that are unable to participate in his trademark lifestyle. Has a loyal following of Senators, Celebrities, and fortune five hundred companies made Green a snob?

It may be only speculation and gossip that Green has become an elitist but, evidence still remains. The products and services Green Inc. provides costs well over all other brands. Organic milk costs twice as much as regular whole milk. Green cleaning products are also more expensive than the common brands. Since the introduction of ethanol fuel, gas prices have increased at record rates. Sure we can blame big oil but, we can’t ignore that Green is somehow involved.

Green Inc’s other product releases could also indicate his desire to associate with a higher class. Greenhome.com advertises a solar power and wind powered cell phone/I-pod charger for use in vehicles. Granted most automobiles have a rechargeable battery built in but, these chargers are stamped with the green lifestyle approval. A solar paneled backpack is also available to charge small electronic devices. Although possibly acceptable for a short hike where you wouldn’t need a charger, it appears insufficient in size for the practical seasoned camper. For the eco-friendly computer enthusiast Green Inc. also provides a 1G Firefly flash drive that decomposes easier than the traditional model.

Although some of Green’s products seem silly (compostable potato scrap cutlery) he may have hit a homerun with the MDI Air Powered CityCat recently advertised in Popular Mechanics. This revolutionary automobile is currently in preparation to be released in India. It may also be the only reasonably priced Green product with the current estimated price just under $13,000.

When we asked Green about these elitist allegations, legislative influence rumors, and price gouging practices his office was unable to respond. Shortly after our inquiry we were contacted by several faithful Green living followers who were more than willing to impose their beliefs, practices, and lifestyle upon us. When we humbly disagreed with their argument we were call several things which we cannot repeat here and threatened. To their disappointment this did not dispel any of the mentioned rumors. If anything their behavior only strengthens the argument.

Due to the mentioned threats this message will self destruct.

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Green, the Marketing Mogul.

Posted by lofgray on April 8, 2008

Once known as a humble color created with the primary pigments of blue and yellow, Green has become a major world power, marketing mogul, and lifestyle idol. Upon leaving the crayon box fifty years ago Green decided like many before him to make a name of himself. Where other colors have failed Green swore on his plastic sharpener to succeed.

With a scrutinizing point, Green watched the careers of Yellow in the caution industry, and the plateaued achievements of red in the stop industry. For some time he panhandled as the icon of “Go” yet Green wanted so much more. Following the American Dream, Green counseled with Blue and Pink, two of the most successful colors in infant marketing and set out on the campaign trail. At first goings were slow for Green. He associated himself not only with “Go” but the action of moving forward, and money. A minor setback with the envy and greed marketing plan led him to a mass gathering called Woodstock where several motivated investors took interested in his business.

With Green’s new found support, a wide spread marketing campaign and a ten year business plan were developed and utilized. He wedged his foot into the doors of gardening hobbies, habitual pot smokers, and environmentalists. Green’ merging with Earth Day was a major success enabling him to associate with such habits as recycling, catalytic converters and healthy living. With the new found success Green took time to protest against aerosol cans and Styrofoam use at Burger King. He lobbied for the protection of the O-zone layer and forests. He encouraged paper over plastic, biodegradable materials, and natural cotton and hemp. However, even with this business break though Green still wanted more for his career.

Destined to be a celebrity Green’s business branched out into several subsidiaries. Under the icon of a green leaf he pitched himself to the automobile industry. Under the name “organic” he was able to become involved with farming and the FDA. Green’s business adventure into energy conservation has been his greatest achievement. His subsidiary “Energy Star” involves everything from light bulbs to water heaters, kitchen appliances to bathroom faucets. Green’s products can be found at almost every store and almost every market promoting a cleaner, healthier, happier life for the earth and those upon it.

Today green is a house hold name. His policies are discussed in elementary schools and advertised on radio and television. Business offers fall at his door step, recent ones being in the construction industry and new energy sources. He has come a long way from the rural Crayola box of 8 becoming not only a marketing genius but an alternative lifestyle cult with a loyal following and a religion supplement. With no signs that Green’s progress will end we can only expect him to become more involved in our lives.

Green has received the endorsements of GE, CSX, Toyota, Nobel Prize winner Al Gore, presidential nominee John McCain, and The People’s Republic of California.

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